Written by an Australian Dentist
To
Kill an American
You
probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that
someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to
anyone who killed an American, any American.
So
an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know
what an American is . So they would know when they
found one. (Good one, mate!!!!)
'An
American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish
, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican,
African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or
Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.
An
American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache,
Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native
Americans.
An
American is Christian , or he could be Jewish, or
Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in
An
American is also free to believe in no religion.. For
that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs
claiming to speak for the government and for God.
An
American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the
world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in
the Declaration of
An
American is generous.. Americans have helped out just
about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a
thing in return.
When
As
of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation
to the poor in
The national symbol of
Some
of them were work ing in the
So you can try to kill an American if you
must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo , and Stalin , and Mao Tse-Tung,
and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world.. But, in doing so you would just
be killing yourself . Because
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are
the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.